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Mighty Morphing Mommy

My favorite one… so far. (edited)

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I have two boys!!! One is 4 and the other is 1. Boys unlike girls are Very very active! My daughter is the oldest and the calmest of the three. She listens to everything mommy tells her to do. My oldest boy on the other hand does the complete opposite. I’ll say, Jay clean up… I might as well have said, hey while you’re making a mess go ahead and break some things Jay.

Well my problem with him is cleaning and eating his food. He wants to sit on his bed to eat? I don’t know why? It’s like that’s where he feels most comfortable? Anyways you know boys are into action, adventure and rough and tough things in general. Now jay LOVES spiderman and the latest love of his life is power rangers. The other day he was watching power rangers and got up to do flips and…

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Bloody Bear

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Females… Know the struggle of the dreaded,‘That time of the month’ ugh! I’m not on my period now, if that’s what you’re thinking? NO! I’m just having a flashback from my youth. My husband and I have been together almost ten years now. You know in the beginning you do the most to impress him or her? Yeah, well we were at our 7 month mark and it was my birthday. At the time I had a Care Bear Collection that still needed completing. So being the sweet guy that he is, he surprised me and showed up at my house as I was getting home from school. At that time I was on my… my uhm… you know aunt flow was paying me a visit!

Anyway… After school I had to take the bus home and my bus stop was at a small local grocery store. I was ready…

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