Females… Know the struggle of the dreaded,‘That time of the month’ ugh! I’m not on my period now, if that’s what you’re thinking? NO! I’m just having a flashback from my youth. My husband and I have been together almost ten years now. You know in the beginning you do the most to impress him or her? Yeah, well we were at our 7 month mark and it was my birthday. At the time I had a Care Bear Collection that still needed completing. So being the sweet guy that he is, he surprised me and showed up at my house as I was getting home from school. At that time I was on my… my uhm… you know aunt flow was paying me a visit!

Anyway… After school I had to take the bus home and my bus stop was at a small local grocery store. I was ready to get off and get home to change my pad because, you know it was time to do so. I’m walking as fast as I can to my house thinking to myself; hurry home, don’t stain yourself, get home and walk straight to the restroom! I was motivating my private part not to stain my pants, basically. Yeah! I’m weird like that? so what? Anywaysss… I’m walking at a fast pace trying to get home, I’m about two houses away from mine and I’m thinking, Yes i made it! Then unbeknownst to me my boyfriend and his parents pull up to my drive way! I totally forget about my period and hop right in the car with them. I call my grandma from his moms phone and tell her that i was going to the store with him, I’d be back in less than an hour. We get in the back and are all lovey dovey talking and flirting with each other. His dad is driving with Spanish music playing loud,

we make it to the store get off and hold hands as we walk into the store. We go in and start to look for the care bear section. I’m really goofy and playful so we’re walking around and I see something I like so I let go of his hand, he smiles at me as I look back to try to look all cute while I’m running off to the little section that I want to look at I noticed his smile goes away in a blink of an eye now he and his mom are behind me and are looking down at my butt…

Now remember I totally forgot that it was arts and crafts week at panty camp. Until they walk closer to me and ask if I’m on my period. I got this look on my face like I just saw a ghost! My face got hot so fast I started to sweat my heart was pounding! I wanted so bad to get out of there but we were nowhere near home. I acted like I didn’t know that I was even menstruating? I said, no why do you ask? My boyfriend says you have blood on your pants. I said oh man I guess I started on the way over here or something? At the time he would wear two shirts so he just gave me his top shirt and we find a bear buy it and head out the store. Before we get into the car his mom stops me and gives me a hand full of napkins that they kept in the glove compartment and says here so you don’t stain the seats.

so we’re driving home in total and I mean the most AWKWARD silence I’ve ever experienced… I don’t even remember them turning the radio off? It seemed like we drove for hours! We finally make it to my house and I’m getting off, about to close the door and my boyfriend has this disgusted look on his face I look to see why and there is a Huge stain on the seat!!! I wanted to cry! It looked like a mini crime scene and to make it worse the seats were a light beige color so it was bright red! OMG! I tell them thank you and walk away backwards like if they didn’t already know what was on my pants.

They knew… but my uncle who was behind me didn’t… so he says hey Misha you got napkins stuck to your butt foo and there’s blood on them… So EMBARRASSING!!!! I finally got inside the house got some clothes and took a hot shower and tried to scrub the embarrassment off my body. It didn’t work? I was still feeling embarrassed, but i felt clean? so that was good… OH! And in case you were wondering? I added Share Bear to my collection. Well that’s it… Hope this made someone smile or maybe even laugh. Thanks for reading 🙂 #LifeIsToShortToStayMadSadOrWorried #Smile

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